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The BBC reports on an interesting new study that found that 50 is the perfect age to write a novel.   Fifty is the perfect age to write a novel, a study of the bestselling authors of the past 50 years has shown.  The average age of writers who topped the hardback fiction section of the New York Times Bestseller List from 1955-2004 was 50.5 years.

"We wanted to discover the optimum age to write a best-seller," said, a friend of mine, Bob Young of Lulu, a website for writers and independent publishers. "Unlike scientists or musicians, say, writers tend to mature with age." Romantic novelist Judith Krantz and writer Joe Klein, who published political comedy Primary Colors anonymously, are among the novelists who topped the best-seller list in their 50th year.

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How to get members of the opposite sex to smile at you in California ?  Smile at them. Their responses will be automatic.  Californians are the smilest people in the world !

HOW CALIFORNIANS FIND PARDNERS

The stoplight pickup ...

Probably the most popular and original of all the pickups in California. As you glide to a stop at the light, begin glancing to the right/left. Someone pulls up next to you. You make the tradional eye contact. A potential sex pardner?

First, let's analyze the facts you already know. You KNOW what she drives. A BMW? A Porche? A Yugo???

Next, observe her licence plate AND FRAME (crucial) - this can tell you where she's "from" ("Happiness is living in Barstow"), what sport she likes ("Happiness is Climbing rocks"), marital statis ("Happiness is Being single") and if she has a vanity plate ..... her name (Buffy?). With a little experience you can even learn to judge her height/leg length by the position of her body relitive to the steering wheel.

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The other day, I actually went to a supermarket. I was there trying to buy popcorn. Not popcorn in a microwave package, just popcorn - in a bag, a jar, whatever.
Naked Popcorn !!
No one working there had ever heard of popcorn without microwave packaging !! NOT ONE PERSON !

EVERYONE LISTEN UP !!!

POPCORN IN MICROWAVE PACKAGING IS A SCAM !

A PLAIN BROWN BAG WORKS JUST AS WELL !!

Don't believe me ? TRY IT !! Get some popcorn.

IT'S TEN TIMES CHEAPER WITHOUT THE MICROWAVE PACKAGING !!

Get a paper bag, about the right size. Throw a quarter cup of popcorn in and try it in the microwave.
When there's about five seconds between pops, take it out ! It's done !! No fake butter. No chemicals. You can add REAL butter! You can add tabasco sauce, honey, cheese, yeast, motor oil, what ever strikes your fancy !!

Empower your popcorn whimsy !

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This age old question I beleive is actually the coy recasting of a famous Zen Master KOAN, or riddle, Zen Masters use to train their students.  The KOAN in question, sevised by the famous Zen Master Hakuin (1686-1779) is as follows :In clapping both hands, a sound is heard. What is the sound of one hand? (In casual discussion this is usally corupted to : What is the sound of one hand clapping?)

Unsophisticated persons are generally inclined to answer with something like, "Half a clap," which, of course, signifies that they have not yet achieved Budda nature.
After several years of dedicated meditating, however, they learn the correct response, which is to face the questioner, assume a correct Budist posture, and without a word thrust one hand forward.
I learn this from "The sound of the one hand : 281 Zen Koans With Answers" by Hau Hoo, which is my idea of an admirably no-bullshit approach to cosmic enlightenment.

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